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  Kevin Federline eats himself rich!

11:29 AM Thu, Aug 06, 2009 |
Taylor

kfed6.jpgHey guys, remember Kevin Federline?

Well in case you haven't seen a picture of him lately, I've got some not-so-breaking news.

These days, K-Fed is ... um ... K-Flabby.

Seriously.

The former backup dancer has apparently been bellying up to the all-you-can-eat pizza buffet since his split with the Britster.

There's definitely more to love these days.

Now, I'm not hating on him - I like pizza, too.

But here's the difference between me and K-Fat: I blow up like a birthday party bounce house, and all I get is a closet full of pants that don't fit. Kevin Federline eats his way into a new weight class gets offered a boatload of bucks.

According to RadarOnline, K-Food was approached by a company called EP-2 to be the face of their new fat-burning dealywhopper. The product will reportedly be sold in GNC stores.

His agent has yet to comment.

Hmmmm.

I'm starting to thing K-Fried is a genius.

He's living the American dream. He gets money for nothing and chicks for free, and all he has to do to achieve those goals is make babies, drop the occasional comedy - err - rap album and eat.

Am I jealous? Yes.



1 Comments


Adrienne said:

If we just become D-list stars, I bet someone will pay us to lose a bunch of weight on whatever they're selling. I'm not willing to have K-Fattie's baby, though.


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