Defying all the odds, the world's most annoying, egotistical, plastic couple is still on TV. And now they're in a cat fight with a fox!

First of all, no one told me that Heidi Montag Pratt was going to "perform" (super, crazy-loose term) on the Miss Universe pageant. Is Donald Trump crazy? Has the recession even hit him so hard that he has to get the least-liked "Hills" castmate to sing? I could only watch about 8.5 seconds of Heidi gyrating in a flesh-colored costume before gagging.

Alternative acts that would have been watchable:

1) Four of the five New Kids on the Block
2) H...

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Are you eating a sandwich right now? Or anything for that matter?

Better put it away.

There could some scandalous personal videos of Lindsay Lohan surfacing any minute now.

Don't say you weren't warned.

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There are certain things in life that hold absolutely no interest for me.

Being stuck on a one-winged airplane in a tornado is one.

Sitting through an entire episode of "The Hills" without a bathtub full of vodka is another.

But perhaps nothing - and I mean nothing - sounds less appealing to me than getting picked up on a four-wheeler for some ... uhh ... private time with Jon Gosselin.

Yep. I'd sooner eat a sweaty sock sandwich while watching "The Hills" on repeat in coach on a crowded one-winged airplane with no beverage service in a hurricane, honestly.

But appare...

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Hey guys, remember Kevin Federline?

Well in case you haven't seen a picture of him lately, I've got some not-so-breaking news.

These days, K-Fed is ... um ... K-Flabby.

Seriously.

The former backup dancer has apparently been bellying up to the all-you-can-e...

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I had to read this headline three times, GG lovers.

"Ryan O'Neal Hit on Daughter Tatum at Farrah Fawcett's Funeral"

... wait, WHAT? Yes, I know they haven't been the closest as of late, but come on: She kinda looks like you. Or maybe that is initially attractive to you. I don't know. The weirdest part is that Tatum was apparently not even that creeped out by it and offered an excuse for dad.

"That's our relationship in a nutshell," says the actress, who won an Oscar...

>> Continue reading: Ryan O'Neal tries to pick up ... Tatum?

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