And on the night before her Barbie-themed 29th birthday party, no less. Ouch.
Their epic relationship was a roller coaster of highs and lows. With constant breakup rumors, the wrath of angry Cowboys fans and ridiculous media coverage of her weight, it's a wonder this relationship survived as long as it did.
Poor Jessica. She thought she'd found her meal ticket. Wait, did I say that? Sorry, I'll put the cynicism away. I'm sure she was really in love.
Now she's single, again, and ready to look for love, again. Who's next on her list of rich and famous brunette boy toys?
Maybe she should shoot for an older man this time around. Perhaps what she needs is a solid character who can help her find her way ... a Tom Cruise, of sorts. A couch jumping, Scientology-crazed, father-figure who can guide her in the right direction. Too bad he's taken.
Or, she could go the reality TV route. Maybe VHI would consider "Jessica of Love" for next season's lineup. Heck, "Newlyweds" was the most entertaining thing she's ever done. If she seeks love on TV, she could wind up with a great catch. Or a loser. Either way.
Whatever the future holds for Ms. Simpson, I wish her the best of luck. I'm sure Mr. Right is out there, somewhere ... but maybe he's not the Ken to your Barbie.
Look outside of Hollywood, hon, and you might have better luck finding what you're looking for!
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kajunkuttie7687 said:
I SURE HOPE SHE TOOK THAT 100,000 DOLLAR BOAT BACK ..