You know how your mom always told you if you make a funny face long enough, it will stick like that? If I got stuck in Johnny Drama mode, I would have to shutter my windows and withdraw into my apartment Howard Hughes-style, living alone in the dark with my ever-growing pile of unpaid bills and 100-calorie snack pack wrappers, never to appear in public again.

Every time I do my Drama face, my husband edges slowly out of the room, careful not to break eye contact with me, reaching absentmindedly for his rolodex full of good divorce lawyers.

But I digress.

This season's premiere brought about a profound - but admittedly unfortunate - revelation for me: I can't stand the characters on that show anymore.

I hate them.

Ari and Lloyd are still funny, but even their acts are wearing thin.

At the rate Vince tears through leggy, long-haired idiots, the finale will have to be entitled "Vince and the Vicious VD."

E is boring, Turtle is pointless and don't even get me stated on Drama.

Everyone tells me he's hilarious. I really just think he's disgusting. I can't stand his face. I can't stand anything he says. I hate that expression he always makes and how he moves his head around when he talks. If a man like that approached me in real life, I would be forced to puke on my shoes and deploy the pepper spray, in that order.

And I get it - he's supposed to be a neurotic, annoying loser. But he's so good at it, he's moved from annoying but amusing to just plain annoying.

And nothing ever happens on this show. Here's how it goes: They have a good time, party, drive cool cars. Vince is famous. Drama says disgusting things about women. A scenario pops up that could signal the end of their lucky run. But in the end, they're all back together, and everything comes up roses.

Vince is still famous. E is still boring. Turtle is still pointless, and Drama is still making that face like he just ate a cat poop sandwich.

That being said, I'll probably still watch it anyway for several reasons - a) I'm a glutton for punishment and b) There's still nothing else to watch and c) I really used to love this show, and I so want to love it again.

So we'll see. Can "Entourage" redeem itself?

If not, this could be a looooooong summer for me.