Well, the world's most blessed couple has now found another kind of bliss ... wedded.

Patriots' quarterback Tom Brady and supermodel Gisele Bundchen tied the proverbial knot yesterday, according to US Weekly.

The flawless couple's three-year courtship served to turn men and women the world over green with envy.

>> Continue reading: Brady, Bundchen tie knot; men everywhere cry

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Forget about the A-Team.

When bad guys try to get the best of you, just call an heiress.

According to TMZ.com, Nicky Hilton busted open a can of I-don't-THINK-so-buddy after she was knocked to the ground by some vagrant outside of an IHOP.

There are two things that are interesting about this story:

a) Nicky Hilton is a superhero.

b) Nicky Hilton eats at IHOP.

Are those facts mutually exclusive?

Maybe.

One time I made it rain candy after eating a Rutti-Tutti Fresh N Fruity...

>> Continue reading: Nicky Hilton: Full-time heiress, part-time superhero

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Uhhh ... I don't get Fashion Week.

Look, I'm no fashionista. I'm fine with that. I'm more the Anne Hathaway before the glamorous Vogue freebie closet makeover who wears the frumpy gap bargain bin sweaters and whatever pants I find on the floor - err ... hanging neatly in my organized closet (sorry, Mom).

But I don't think even the most fashionable of us want to dress like a yeti.

>> Continue reading: Things are getting ugly -- the 80s are back

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By now you must have heard about Nicollette Sherdian's pending demise on Wisteria Lane. But here's the question I have: How are they going to "off" her?

I mean, considering Sheridan's va-va-voom character and the show's reputation, they've got to come up with some juicy...

>> Continue reading: Edie says goodbye to Wisteria Lane

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I have been lucky enough to go to two premieres in Hollywood.

The first one was for "Rocky Balboa" (no one ever believes me, but Bruce Willis was at the after party, and he is the hottest hottest hot ever), but the last one was the best.

It was the premiere of the new season of "Big Love," and it was amazing.

>> Continue reading: Hotties abound at the 'Big Love' premiere

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Do you like cheeseburgers? I do. You know who else likes them? Jessica Simpson.

The problem is, Jessica Simpson also likes hideous, high-waisted pants and double-decker leopard belts, and she happens to be in the public eye.

And in case you forgot your arithmetic: hideous, high-waised pants + double-decker leopard belts + cheeseburgers + fame = HUGE HOLLYWOOD FATNESS SCANDAL OMG EVERYBODY PANIC.

Anyone outside of Los Angeles understands that J-Simp is not fat. But compared to the likes of Lindsay "...

>> Continue reading: If Jessica Simpson is fat, I give up. Seriously.

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I've always turned my nose up at reality TV in general, but recently, I've been won over by some trashy blondes on a bus with too much silicone and not enough brain cells.

That's right, I've become addicted to "Rock of Love Bus", the THIRD (yes, third) run of a show designed to find a mate for ancient rocker Bret Michaels. I can't get enough. When the bevy of bimbos grace the screen, they have my full attention.

They're so ... dumb, so ... phony, so ... fascinating!

Why, I've never seen more double D's in my life, and I spent three years in Los Angeles.

>> Continue reading: FINE! I heart the idiots on 'Rock of Love Bus'

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Okay, I love The Mentalist, because frankly what's not to love?

He's cute in that Ken-and-Barbie-doll kind of way, snarky and has a bro...

>> Continue reading: What is with the vests on 'The Mentalist?'

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