Of the legions of egotistical, overrated celebs roaming the streets of Hollywood, there are few who I actually admire for their talent and humility. One of those such actors is Joaquin Phoenix. Surprisingly, he recently announced that he's retiring from acting altogether, at the ripe old age of 34 (and without having won an Oscar, which he so totally deserved!).

>> Continue reading: Joaquin Phoenix throws in the towel. Sigh.

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Are my hipbones showing? Well they $%&!#$% should be!!!! ... Sorry, I haven't eaten in three weeks.

Out on the West Coast, there's a plethora of workout options for a young starlet such as myself.

There's YAS, the gym purely dedicated to yoga and spinning; Runyon Canyon, a very challenging hiking trail that's a place to see-and-be-seen with your dog and your fat thighs struggling up the inclines; and not eating, the practice of not eating.

However, one trend has hit Hollywood in a big way over the past few years- boot camp.

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Being arrested is serious business.

It's scary, scary, serious business. If you're famous, however, there's a 100% chance that everything will be fine in less than 24 hours, so the only terror comes when you think of all those people seeing your mug shot.

That's where I come in!

Let's examine a few, and give them something to be scared of:

Actor Al P...

>> Continue reading: Celebrity mugs -- Picture yourself felonious!