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August 2008 Archives
Celebrity Sightings Edition Hello! I've had a big summer, filled with weddings, beach volleyball, a bad economy, and celebrity sightings! Here are the highlights: -Craig Robinson, or "Darryl" from "The Office." I was standing outside a comedy club on Melrose, he was walking past me. I believe our interaction was, "..." Amazing! -Drew Brown, the guitar player from One Republic. My friends and I were outside of the Kibitz Room, he was peeing on the door of a nearby retailer. Refreshing! -Elijah Wood, or "elf man." I was in line for sangria at Radiohead, he was buying wine for hi... Britney Spears' manager has reported that she WILL NOT be performing at this year's VMAs. *tear ... sniffle* Let's hear it for the Cougars! In the footsteps of such notables as Demi Moore, Elizabeth Taylor and Mrs. Robinson, Sharon Stone has caught herself a young 'un. According to The Daily Mail, the super sexy 50-year-old actress is dating a baby faced boy who looks like he could be 30 years her junior. The two have been spotted carousing around LaLa Land recently, flaunting their May-December romance. Harold and Maude anyone?
Last week, I packed my ego and my suitcase and headed off to Salt Lake City to audition for America's favorite "talent" contest, American Idol. Like the rest of the crazed artists who dream of nothing but lights, camera and action (or for me, MONEY, MONEY and MONEY -- just kidding it's all about the art, right?), I took the chance at the 15 minutes we all feel entitled to. Deep, deep, deep inside, I actually thought I had a shot ... But the reality went a little something like this:
I weep for the plight of celebrities. Spoiled, filthy rich and removed from the real world, the poor dears have quite the burden to bear. I especially feel for the truly talent-less among them ... D-listers like Ali Lohan (Lindsay's lil sis) who still somehow manage to earn a fruitful living doing whatever it is they do (besides capitalizing off their famous relatives, of course). Ok. So I have to admit it: I'm a virgin. Not a virgin in that sense, since I'm currently 16 weeks pregnant, but I'm a virgin at writing a blog. So bear with me. Being pregnant, to be honest with you, has been quite easy so far, just as long as my husband remembers the cardinal rule of spousal pregnancy: Thou shalt not steal thine wife's food. There was a regrettably hysterical moment a week or so ago when I came home to discover the spring roll that I had been coveting all morning while sitting at my office had been swiped from my refrigerator by a man who doesn't really even like spring rolls. <... |
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