Living in Los Angeles means a lot of things -- 50-year-old tranny hookers, brunch at 2:30 p.m. on a Tuesday, eating dinner next to Topher Grace and liking it.

It now also includes 5.4 magnitude earthquakes.

That's right -- I lost my earthquake virginity yesterday morning at about 11:30 a.m.

>> Continue reading: Anna's first earthquake leaves her shaken, not stirred

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Lately I've been flirting with various baby names in preparation for my first-born (who likely won't be coming along for another 10 years), and I've become quite attached to "Table."

Not a particular table, of course, but the NAME "Table."

Then again, that may be too borgeousie. Everyone has a table, after all. Perhaps I'll name it "Bentley," or "Aston-Martin."

You can't be too exclusive when it comes to naming your child.

Then again, I'm just a nobody, and my child, who will likely also be a nobody, might actually face some taunts or bullying were they to be stuck with some ...

>> Continue reading: Hi, my name is Comical Celebuspawn Moniker

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My first real job in LA was at a shoe store; it was thrilling.

Because it was in the luxurious retirement township of Marina Del Rey, I was lucky enough to wait on all kinds of A-List celebrities (Rosanne Barr, anyone?).

They were always very polite, always spent a lot of money, and always impressed our usual customer, the elderly Jewish lady.

One night, we were about to close when a few ladies wanted to come in and shop. I was smart (and poor), and had learned that when you let people in right before you close and don't pressure them to leave, 99% of the time they'll spend money. >> Continue reading: Shoe shopping with Donda West ... Not so fun

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Well, hello there! I'll be your Hollywood blogger, straight from K-Town (Korea Town, for those of you who don't live here ... which is probably all of you).

Because I live in the most "unique" town around, I'll be regaling you with fantastic stories about real celebrity encounters (like the time Jerry O'Connell was in my improv class ... for one night), my life working at a casting studio (All those Orbit Gum commercials? I helped), and even my own experiences striving to be a celebrity people blog about (OMG, did you see Anna coming out of Starbucks? Is it just me, or is she back on meth?).

>> Continue reading: Hellooooo from Hollywood

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