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It was hot, and it was early. I was standing there in the dark, regretting my heels, worrying that I was going to get towed, wishing I would have taken the time to grab some breakfast and wondering why I listened to my mother and agreed to do this. There were gobs and gobs of people everywhere, lined up around the building, all the way down the side, past the stinky dumpster and through the parking lot. They were all there for one reason: They want to be millionaires. And so do I. Duh. But here's the really cool part: I might actually have a shot!
Continue reading "I tried out for 'Who Wants to Be a Millionaire!' Yay money." It's over kiddos. I was surprised that Kate filed for divorce -- totally thought it was going to be Jon racing to the courthouse. Apparently they're going to take turns living in the house so they don't disrupt the kids' lives. What? Those kids seem pretty smart. I'm fairly certain they've already got the idea that their lives are falling apart. Continue reading "Jon minus Kate ... plus 8"
You know, stuff like a boat with a cannonball-shaped hole in the bottom, a box of burnt hair, a super-sized canister of Weight Gain 3000, Twitter, Fran Drescher ... But perhaps nothing in the world - and I mean nothing - is more useless to me than reality TV's gruesome twosome, Heidi and Spencer Pratt. Seriously, folks. Can't these two go play in traffic? Isn't there a falling grand piano somewhere out there they can stand under? I think they might, if I showed up with a camera. Why do people keep letting them on TV? Their latest stunt - according to TMZ.com - is that they're heading back to Costa Rica for another round of "torture" on NBC's "I'm a Celebrity ... Get Me a Lobotomy !" --err - "Out of Here!" Continue reading "Heidi, Spencer need to go play in traffic" TLC released a stomach-turning preview of Monday's hour-long episode today. This isn't the same preview they've been running all week, which was going to be a seemingly normal half-hour of the kids getting some playhouses. I think playtime is over ... Continue reading "Jon and Kate calling it quits? UPDATE" Here's some unshocking news: Billy Joel, 60, and his 27-year-old wife are getting a divorce after five years of marriage. Besides the wider-than-the-Grand-Canyon age difference, I knew this wasn't right when Katie Lee said she thought Billy Joel only had two hits ... wah wah wahhhhhhhhh. Plus she called him "immature" on Oprah. How sweet! Continue reading "Sour note: Piano man Billy Joel divorcing" Greetings, readers! We are going to begin this blog with a test . It's an analogy - a Hollywood analogy, natch. Here we go: "Relevant" is to "Tom Cruise" as "maternal" is to _____________. Did you get it? No? OK try this one:
Continue reading "Cows get wings, pigs fly and Kendra Wilkinson becomes a mom" Everybody's talking about the whole David Letterman-Palin family feud. In case you're been living under a rock, here's the skinny: Sarah Palin and her 14-year-old daughter, Willow, were in New York for a trip this week. They went to a Yankees game. On his show that night, Letterman said there was an "awkward moment for Sarah Palin at the Yankee game, during the seventh inning, her daughter was knocked up by Alex Rodriguez." Was Palin mad? You betcha.
Continue reading "What do you think about the Letterman-Palin feud?" So much has happened since we last left you, dear readers, that we've picked out some of our favorites and most shock-worthy for this update: 1) Lindsey Lohan claws for your attention: Somehow she and DJ ex-girlfriend Sam Ronson have gone from possible restraining order to possibly getting married. Wow. LaLo is getting desperate for attention. I blame Twitter. 2) Adam Lambert shocker: He's gay! What?? Just kidding. I have eyes. Continue reading "Yee haw! Celeb activity roundup" Yes, that Jon, the one we can't seem to shut up about on here. The one who is married to a potentially-crazy lady, has eight kids and hangs out with younger women. But I digress. On Friday, you (yes, all of you!) will be able to hear about the sticky, awful, messy situation from his own mouth. Continue reading "Attention! Jon is finally gonna talk"
The problem is, every time I watch the show this season, I get annoyed. Not because there are eight kids screaming and 40 bazillion commercials (although that doesn't help), but because I'm becoming more and more convinced that Kate is in love with herself. Like, big time. I know she's always been ... um ... bossy, but it seems to me like she's taken that to a whole new level. And Jon looks so whipped by it all. It's pretty telling when you jet off to Utah to snowboard on your wife's birthday. Continue reading "I think Kate Gosselin is in love with herself" |
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I tried out for 'Who Wants to Be a Millionaire!' Yay money.
