Click here for the video of Miss Aeros contest
Forget March Madness, someone give these girls a parka.
Our minor league pro hockey team the Houston Aeros, which in this blogger's opinion is the best sports value in Houston, holds an annual contest in which local models compete for the title as Miss Aero.
The winner is determined by the cheers, wolf whistles and other assorted chauvinistic noises that come from the stands.
This is purely a guy's are the only ones who get a kick out of this sort of thing. Which is why of course the official Morning DJ of the For Men Only Blog - 94.5 The Buzz's Rod Ryan - was the host of said event.

Give a hand to Rod too, because he didn't slip and fall on his tookus. He had it rough.
I mean he had to walk on the ice, keep his balance and all the while girls with nothing on but bikinis - and small ones at that - were just a few feet away.
Man Law dictates that whenever a beautiful woman is nearby, especially one with a bikini on, that we must stop and stare for at least five minutes.
Drooling is optional.
But Rod proved he is a pro.
Oh, almost forgot to mention the most important part - the winner.
Well, all we know is that her name is Britney.

The audio of the video we got from Toyota Center was of the game radio play-by-play, so we didn't get to hear what Rod was saying.
And when we called the press box, well, the Aeros staff was too busy staring - uh, judging - the contestants to actually write down their full names.
We hope to update you with the winners soon. And maybe the new Miss Aero will give us pointers on how to stand on ice in 4-inch high heels.
Not that any of us would want to try it personally, but that sort of information comes in handy should you be in Colorado and just happen upon a leggy supermodel looking to get from one side of the pond to the other.