Found this item floating around the internet. Thought it was hilarious.

ACTUAL AD IN THE CLASSIFFIED.

Another example of what happens when a man thinks on his own.

Farmington, UT 84025 - Aug 7, 2006

06' Suzuki GSXR 1000. $10,000. This bike is perfect! It has 1000 miles and has had its 500-mile dealer service. (Expensive) It's been adult ridden, all wheels have always been on the ground. I use it as a cruiser/commuter. I'm selling it because it was purchased without proper consent of a loving wife. Apparently "Do whatever the Hell you want" doesn't mean what I thought.

Call me, Steve...(801)867-8292

Ron
RPivo@kgw.com

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