I have a 2 and a half year-old daughter so I know a thing or two about flying objects. But this story takes the cake.

The 2 year-old son of Utah Jazz rookie center Robert Whaley threw a knife at him and Whaley had to go to the Emergency Room and is out for a few days because his hand is cut.

First off, knives and 2 year-olds should never be in the same sentence. Was Whaley planning on having the kid cut up some carrots ?

Raising a child is challenging. I thought potty-training would be easy. I was wrong. I've given my daughter so many M & M's for going to the bathroom, I just got a thank you note from our dentist.

Let me just give you a couple Pivo rules.

1) Kids under 10 shouldn't drive (check the story of the father who let his 7 year-old drive a car and they got into an accident)

2) Kids don't call their parents by their first name (unfortunately my daughter thinks it's cute to call me Ron)

Those are the rules for now. But they're always subject to change.

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